Cormorants
I have a cunning plan...
1. We contact Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall and persuade him to do a recipe or two involving cormorants on one of his TV programmes. (Guess what's on the barbeque at the club opening day...)
2. Next, ask Heston Blumenthal to make cormorant flavoured ice cream to sell in his restaurants.
3. Jamie Oliver Oliver will jump on the bandwagon suggesting they should be served in school meals due to their low fat content and high concentration of Omega 3 oils (from all the fish they consume). He might even start promoting them in his Sainsbury ads.
4. Sling up some posters in bus shelters, shopping centres, playgrounds, skateboard parks, etc.telling the local yuffs that they taste like buckfast and have halucenogenic properties when eaten.
5. Start selling permits restricting people to two cormorants a day - that way anyone that goes over their ticket quota will be doing us a favour - heck we might even welcome a few poachers if it's just the cormorants they're after.
6. Invent a range of fly patterns where cormorant feathers are the magic ingredient. Would have to come up with some original names for the patterns as the most obvious one is already gone...
7. Train them in the same way as the Chinese do by tying a rope around them, slipping a ring round their neck to stop them swallowing the fish and use them as a novel method of trout or salmon fishing. The ultimate fishing accessory for the tackle tart who has everything. A neatly folded cormorant would fit perfectly in the big pocket at the back of most fishing vests. (Please note however that if you fix their leash rope to the bank or a boat, this may be considered a "fixed engine" under the Salmon and Freshwater Fisheries (Consolidation) Scotland Act 2003 and would therefore be an illegal fishing method)
8. And if all of the above fails (because nobody can shoot them without a licence) just carry a length of chain and a padlock each time you go fishing. If you see a cormorant, padlock it to a lamp post - chances are it'll have been nicked by the morning.
(please note, all of the above is completely made up and tongue in cheek apart from the halucenogenic properties bit - just ask my unicorn...)
Seriously though, they do seem to be a problem on most waters these days with a lot of commercial fisheries having similar problems. Not sure if there is a good solution to be had as I believe the licences to shoot them are difficult to obtain and probably wouldn't help the public perception of fishing in this day and age.
Would be interesting to hear how other clubs are managing this problem though.
Cheers
Peter
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