"This river is Ierlands best kept secrete."
Two friends having a chat
"I am going to tell you a secret but don't tell anyone" says the first chap
On being encumbered with the secretive information he set about telling everyone who would listen
Learning this his friend was very upset and asked why he had not kept his secret ,to which he received the answer
"If you could'nt keep it secret and had to tell someone how do you expect me to keep it ,
Just a little bit of nonsense this Saturday morning Hugh
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