At least I've got full use of both arms bandito. Now
sling yer 'ook or
shoulder some responsibility for the terrible slur on my character you're perpetrating.
Just kidding mate, I know you didn't mean any 'arm.

Red Cross parcel on it's way to your neck of the woods today mate. If they can get it through the barbarian hoards of the northern wastes sandwiched between the midlands and Hadrian's wall.