In my mis-spent youth I had many encounters with bailiffs. I even had one fire a shotgun over my head!!!
I tried to attone for my sins in later life by becoming a Crown Bailiff for a few years.
Stories about these days in the Dark Side will have to be put on hold to protect the guilty.
Well perhaps one,
One of my fathers friends was fishing a northern salmon river when he was approached by the plummy voiced laird.
He procedded to tell my dads mate that an oink like him had no place fishing on his land.
Your land? came the reply.
Yes mine my ancestors fought for this.
We getting your effing coat off came the reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!