A friend of ours, well known around these parts, left his scummy baseball cap in me car this week before embarking on a week long 'fishathon' darn sarf.
I wondered if his superior angling ability might rub off on me if I could only bring myself to wear said crusty garment...so I decided it would accompany me to the Eden tonight. Could Samson's hair give me supernatural strength?
Well I'm afraid to say that results were not encouraging; the evening was slow and although both Mr Trout and I tried the cap on, the only perceptible result was that we were both left with nasty sweat lines on our foreheads...and both looked like complete tools.
I'll stick to me flattie from now on.......