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Old 16-03-2010, 09:28 AM
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Default NEW EDITION OF TROUTSLAYER . DRY FLY SPECIAL

Hi folks, just to give you another quick snap shot of the 4th edition of
TROUT SLAYER that will be available from 16th MARCH.

This is a “DRY FLY” special, that has come about after the editorial team watched amazing u tube footage of a new Irish Fishing Machine, in action.

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TROUT SLAYER
Norn Iron’s best stockie bashing magazine..... ever
And still the only fishing mag out there with its own beer.Click the image to open in full size.



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Blobby loses crown as Ireland’s best angler, as new u tube Irish angling “dry fly” star is born.

When asked how he felt, Blobby said “It was only a matter of time before someone better came along.”
“At least he knows how to handle a knife”


CELEBRITY SCENE
TV daredevil hero, Bear Grylls has been invited to Lough Corrib, by Irelands new top angler.

Apparently they will be discussing the things they have in common.

We asked Bear if he was looking forward to meeting the man himself. He said….
“ I cant wait to meet Dry Fly, ive heard that he has the best knife in the world, and I cant wait to touch it”
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He also said.. “Ive heard the Fish that Dry Catches taste delicious” I cant wait to get my teeth into them".
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INSTRUCTION SPECIAL

We reveal how Irelands new angling Star casts 100 feet to catch his monster trout.

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INTERVIEW WITH THE LADY
We interview a lady who claims to be the mysterious Camera Woman,
who videos the legends catches.
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We discover why she always asks “What size do ya think .. 3lbs” ?????




GET YOUR FREE GIFT

As well as the usual free beer, this month we are giving away, a scale model of Ireland’s new angling legend,

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AND get your hands on the very latest priest to hit the market.

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Brilliant Greg, truly inspirational!
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Revelations about 15ilb scales on dry fly hooks,trout breeding in the Wandle, and a celebrity edition of TROUTSLAYER out, all in 24hrs it's too much to take .
I need to sit down and Knit.
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Greg, awesome!! The funniest thing I've read in a long time!
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Old 16-03-2010, 10:15 AM
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PML - Kite fishing at 100 yards - the best yet mate!!!!!
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Old 16-03-2010, 10:18 AM
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This thread should carry a health warning ... some of us have just had surgery you know!
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Hi folks, just to give you another quick snap shot of the 4th edition of
TROUT SLAYER that will be available from 16th MARCH.

This is a “DRY FLY” special, that has come about after the editorial team watched amazing u tube footage of a new Irish Fishing Machine, in action.

------------------------------------------------------------




TROUT SLAYER
Norn Iron’s best stockie bashing magazine..... ever
And still the only fishing mag out there with its own beer.Click the image to open in full size.



Click the image to open in full size.

Blobby loses crown as Ireland’s best angler, as new u tube Irish angling “dry fly” star is born.

When asked how he felt, Blobby said “It was only a matter of time before someone better came along.”
“At least he knows how to handle a knife”


CELEBRITY SCENE
TV daredevil hero, Bear Grylls has been invited to Lough Corrib, by Irelands new top angler.

Apparently they will be discussing the things they have in common.

We asked Bear if he was looking forward to meeting the man himself. He said….
“ I cant wait to meet Dry Fly, ive heard that he has the best knife in the world, and I cant wait to touch it”
Click the image to open in full size.

He also said.. “Ive heard the Fish that Dry Catches taste delicious” I cant wait to get my teeth into them".
Click the image to open in full size.



INSTRUCTION SPECIAL

We reveal how Irelands new angling Star casts 100 feet to catch his monster trout.

Click the image to open in full size.





INTERVIEW WITH THE LADY
We interview a lady who claims to be the mysterious Camera Woman,
who videos the legends catches.
Click the image to open in full size.

We discover why she always asks “What size do ya think .. 3lbs” ?????




GET YOUR FREE GIFT

As well as the usual free beer, this month we are giving away, a scale model of Ireland’s new angling legend,

Click the image to open in full size.


AND get your hands on the very latest priest to hit the market.

Click the image to open in full size.
Again Oakham Orange posts with no information of any value to anyone.... but i must admit your quite funny

------ all i can say to your post is "one mans facts are always ridiculed by the ignorant many"

and to be honest 100 feet is not a long cast ... whats the big deal.... its only 33 yards ... 33yards is an average long cast to anyone that has fished for a few years on a lake ... in the right conditions and size of rod and # of line its actually short

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Old 16-03-2010, 10:37 AM
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Default Dear Troutslayer Magazine ....

I am an avid reader of your publication and can't wait for the next edition to drop through my letterbox ... I'm so excited I can't imagine my trousers will ever dry!

Tell me, I've heard a little rumour about the TROUTSLAYER Subscription offer ... can it be true? Are you really giving away copies of the DVD, "The Lost World of MR Dryflyonly"?
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