I've got one..
I was on a company fishing club day at Syon, and there was this guy flailing away really having a hard time of it. He had brand new kit, Hardy, and I approached him. I gave him some pointers in how to cast, gave him a fly, and watched him catch his first fish, and helped him land it.
He was grateful, then made his way around the lake. Later on he approached me, and asked me if I ever went out to eat in London. I said I had been to a few of the big hotels, but didn't especially make a point of it. He said that he had a restaurant, it was called the Ivy. I said that I'd never heard of it!
He said that it ws usually pretty booked, but if I rang he would try and squeeze me and my partner in. He left soon after. He actually told me he was an ex-footballer for a Scottish club.
My friend said to me do you know who that was? To which I replied "who's Gordon Ramsey?".
I rang the Ivy a week later and the receptionist said that she would have to speak to the Boss. She came back after a couple of minutes and she said "He's never heard of you. *click*"
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