Hi Blobmiester
I was just wondering if you would like to be on the bottom corner of page 62 of December's edition of
TROUT SLAYER magazine

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If so, can you send me some hot action shots of you with your rod bent double.

Also if you could include a few skantily clad babes in the background and also in the foreground, regardless or weather conditions. In fact the colder the better.

as part of the photos might stand out better for our millions of readers, if you know what I mean

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If you can also place the deadly white lure on each of the babes ears (like ear rings), that way our readers will see that there is multi uses for a killer pattern. Perhaps it will also give our readers some ideas for xmas presents for their wives.
We are also thinking of running a
"Guess how many Blobby catches" competion in the January edition
The winner will receive 6 bottles of refreshing Trout Slayer Ale.
2nd Place will receive a luke warm tin of Trout Slayer Ale.
Let me know what you think.
OO (Editor of TROUT SLAYER)