Get 'them' involved and there goes your 'Peace and Quite' on the beach; be it a lake or river.

Want to take the 'extra tibble' from you hip flask (that she doesn't know about

)? T'ain't going to happen.
Other guys walking up to 'shoot the shxt' as we'd say on this side of the Pond? T'ain't going to happen.
Need to pull out your ... well you know .. and take a quick pee on the beach? T'ain't going to happen.
GadZooks! I could go on and on and on and on ......
"DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!!!!!" (Line from an old si-fi tv show for context, just before the 'danger' came on the screen. "Robbie the Robot" would always 'warn' the young fellow that .. fill in the blank.)
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