7.30am, been on the river for about an hour in perfect harmony with nature. "Hello ,are you catching much on the flee?"


cringe. Now if there are two thing that I hate more than anything, one is being engaged in conversation at that time in the morning when fishing. The other is the term flees, because the only time anyone changes the term is when talking of flyfishing. I always feel I`m talking to an imbecile, I mean you don`t flee off on holiday, you don`t get a flee in your soup or ointment, or watch him he thinks he`s a flee man. Taken a step further, instead of "I`m going to tie a new dry fly and give it a try" You can have " I`m going to tee a new dree flee and give it a tree" So all you flee men, gonnie no dae that. Oh the guy on the bank? I asked him if he did much fishing, to which he replied "No, I PLAY GOLF, i`M JUST OUT WITH THE DOG".`nuff said.
