> Dear Technical Support,
>
> 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
> which I had used for years without any trouble.
>
> However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and
> the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound
> turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with
> several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and
> Playboy 6.9.
>
> Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
>
> I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left
> a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
> weeks.
>
> Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
> time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
> they caused severe damage to my hardware.
>
> I eventually upgraded to Fianc=E9e 1.0, only to discover that this
> product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
> tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
> CookingPlus and Cleanhouse2008.
>
> Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
> unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically
> stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then
> resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
>
> Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and
> can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.
>
> These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess
> what the problem is.
>
> Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
> requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
> which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
>
> Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard
> drive, it often crashes.
>
> Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which
> can't be turned off.
>
> Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2007, but there could be
> problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
> detects Mistress 2007, it tends to delete all of your Money before
> uninstalling itself.
>
> Help requested please!

www.thedeadskunk.com

Been on before.

And in wrong forum.

That's a bummer, thought I'd bring a bit of Christmas cheer.
Perhaps some missed it first time round.








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Don't worry about it, Dead Skunk. Repetition of old, old posts is not uncommon around here. After all, there is only so much you can say about fishing and only so many ways of saying it. The important thing is that you say it in the right place. Rules is rules, you know! When posting, it is beholden upon you to neatly and clearly fit your post into the correct pigeon-hole. Anything which cannot be so clearly classified by subject must be posted in Viewpoint, along with all the other dodgy stuff .... or you will feel the very blunt end of a moderator's jackboot if not the even blunter edge of his tongue.

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well I hadn't seen it and thoroughly enjoyed it!!

Have a good Christmas

Regards

Peter

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Bah humbug

Loved it DS

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If this is a repeated post; I've not read it!

I also Thoroughly enjoyed reading it; very funny and put together extremely well!

Great stuff!

Seasons Greetings !