In those conditions
Don’t walk on the grass
Don’t wander about the car park before booking in
Don’t walk up the banking
Don’t use barbed hooks
Don’t smile at any time
Don’t expect a warm welcome
Don’t forget to leave a £1 deposit ??????????????
Don’t think for one minute you’re going to get anywhere near the stock nets due to the peg hoggers
Don’t fish without dipping your net
Don’t expect a fish
Don’t bank on seeing anyone else landing a fish
Don’t drive above 1 mph or you’ll miss all the signs stating the above
Don’t use low profile tyres due to the ridiculous speed hump on the way out
Don’t expect not to get a lecture on the house rules
Now then have I missed anything....................