Hi all
Please read and add a joke for all to enjoy


A man was stopped by a bailiff in Midlands recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing

The bailiff asked the man, "Do you have a permit to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the bailiff, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the bailiff replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of s**t! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the bailiff for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The bailiff was curious.

The man poured the fish in to the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the bailiff turned to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" the bailiff prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH"

"What fish?" the man asked.

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Hi Golden Graham

I think there is a section for jokes on this Forum (Good humor) which the Moderator would prefer we use. If this thread gets moved I've dozens of fishing jokes collected over six years as editor of a fishing magazine for my club.I have used one or two in the past.

BK

Sorry Editor , please move so we can continue

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