I have posted this thread after reading the assassination of Imago and myself on this forum's thread originally posted by Imago on River Competitions.
For those of you who are fortunate to live near to or to travel to the North East of England, I help run an Angling Club ( North West Durham Angling Association ) which has wild and stocked brown trout fishing on two upland reservoirs.
The website is
Home - NORTH WEST DURHAM ANGLING ASSOCIATION
The Association has no day tickets this season and none for the foreseeable future( as our fishing lodge was broken into last year and our secure (or so we thought) safe was ripped from the wall with day ticket money in it was sadly stolen,) so we are now existing with our Club Members only.
We have a full complement of Members and there is a short waiting list of anglers who want to and are awaiting waiting for interview to join our Association.
I won't tell you the cost of membership but if you fished once a week throughout the season, the equivalent day ticket price would be less than £3.

We are on an SSSI site, on one of the best grouse moors around, and the flora and fauna are amazing. The waters are leased from Northumbrian Water and the land is owned by a former World Championship Gold Medal Flyfishing Champion.
We have many competition anglers in our Association and a few of them are England International Flyfishers and qualified Angling Coaches. They don't measure their dicks and they don't wear badges. They enjoy flyfishing like all of our members and we are all one big happy family.

Lovely. Well done... really. Sorry to hear that you and Imago have been assassinated. Still... your posting above proves that there is life after death.

btw... get over yourself and grow up. There is life beyond the abacus

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"A homeward tramp thro' mist wrapped night,
With heart and creel in common light,
Complete content, the day has brought it,
They fished for pleasure - and they caught it"

P F Morgan
taken from the catch record book at Llanthony Hotel, Honddu Valley, Aug 1942

www.monnowlogue.com
www.monnow.org.uk

Having just been on your Website, I'm sure you would be more than welcome to join our Club if you lived up North. I don't think I would even need to measure your dick or check out your badges at the interview.
Yes we all love flyfishing.

And we all live happily ever after. Great result. Fly fishing is a broad church, and I'm sure that should yourself or Imago (or any of your colleagues) ever find yourselves in the Monnow Valley, you would find us extremely hospitable and only too happy to show you a good time... regardless of d1ck size

honestly - try us out some time
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"A homeward tramp thro' mist wrapped night,
With heart and creel in common light,
Complete content, the day has brought it,
They fished for pleasure - and they caught it"

P F Morgan
taken from the catch record book at Llanthony Hotel, Honddu Valley, Aug 1942

www.monnowlogue.com
www.monnow.org.uk

and i always thought it was the type of car that you measured your dick by

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WHEN YOU LEAVE THE RIVER, TAKE NOTHING, AND LEAVE ONLY FOOTPRINT'S!!!

THA CAN TELL A YORKSHIREMAN ,BUT THA CAN'T TELL HIM MUCH !!

Should it be the length of your rod

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It is in truth not glory,nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting,but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with his life.(Declaration of Arbroath, 1320)

You've got a d1ck as long as a car?

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"Take not out your 'ounds on a werry windy day" Surtees.

it was until BMW added to the confusion
previously Mini = small d1ck BMW = large d1ck ... but now we have BMW Mini ... very confusing!

What about anglers with no d1ck at all??? can they just wear badges ?

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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

Maybe its a Matchbox model

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It is in truth not glory,nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting,but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with his life.(Declaration of Arbroath, 1320)

Thanks for that Tigermoth.
If you ever move UP North and are interested in joining NWDAA, please contact me and you can fish for free as my Guest as a taster before applying for Membership.
How about everyone being friends for a change!!!!!!
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