Now that the Mirror is sponsoring Mega Match, I wonder what red top headlines we can expect?

Short and snappy?

"GOTCHA"

"Sinkers are Stinkers" : Prince Charles

Authoritative.
"If you use an Egg Fly, you will go to Hell" Revd. tells stunned congregation.

Kiss and Tell
"Fergie doesn't just take a bung, she fishes one as well" confides a close friend.

Informative
"Boobies Banned But Blobs still do the Biz"

Any ideas for Headlines, anyone?

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