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From the Burleigh Bugle:
Having already devoured their catch by the time they were apprehended, Brown and his accomplice, 39 year old retired pylon painter and double amputee 'Flash' Harry Fosset would have got away with it had it not been for an eagle-eyed young policeman, who spotted a digital camera poking out of Fosset's pocket. ''The only evidence was a fishy smell coming from their barbeque and a few shiny scales left on the plastic plates'' said trainee cop Albie Avenue. ''We're trained to think quickly, and I worked out that if they had taken pictures of any catch on the digital camera, then there was a good chance that the pics would still be on there, and could be viewed instantly on the handy 2.5'' pop-out screen''. Kinross copper and flying squad chief Charlie Colqouhouhounahounahoun promised ''swift and savage'' justice for the pair of poachers. Photographic Police chief, Colin Riach will also be wanting a word with the dynamic duo.... ''How could anyone take such an image?'' said Riach. ''He's hidden the fishes tail, chopped off his mates legs, and shown the cable to the electric barbeque. He'll fry for this''. Fosset said of Riach's comments '' Cheeky bastirt! A dinny ken whit all the fuss is aboot, I have nae legs on any pictures''.
Last edited by Scratch; 01-04-2011 at 02:37 PM.
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