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Originally Posted by midlander
Cease and desist this instant young man! I come in here for a quick browse and find you've been seduced by fritz and marabou! I shall have to have my secretary, Ampleforth, write strong words to that dashed Carruthers. Hell's teeth man, this is an outrage of Herculean proportions, not to mention a blot on the family escutcheon young Eastham.
Quite pretty though, maybe the sort of bijouterie that may interest a young lady.
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Quite. Not since old Bosie Spotiswoode and I were reprimanded for frottering the school cormorant, have I stooped to such delinquent levels. I'm hoping it may be something to do with last night's liberal imbibing of absinth. Otherwise, I understand there is a tincture which may deal with the condition.
I'll thank you not to mention this to Pater. He's rather unsteady on his feet since he caught that surly maid of ours in the pantry with Sabu.