Well, I was dismissing this thread as yet another lame "new wonder material" posting but here it turns out to have golden nuggets of comedy. As a Canadian, I'm truly appalled at how the people in the UK abuse and *******ize the english language. As for the Scots, well, I always assumed that their poor spelling in internet postings was due to their lack of thumbs so no foul there.
As far as the original post, its pretty clear that its an advert and should have been deleted in respect of the site sponsors who pay for it.