Dressing:
Hook: Kawasaki 750, size 10
Thread: The Celebrated Talbot Machine Twist, Shade 10
Tail: Arctic redpoll crest, over Lady Amherst pheasant tippet coloured with an Oatmeal Letraset marker
Body: 23% wool from the scrotum of a honey badger, steeped in pig's urine for one year; 31% Krakatoa, East of Java-dyed apricot Kapok; 46% contents of the Hoover bag
Body hackle: La Fayette's jungle fowl
Rib: 4.75 turns of ginger wire
Under-wing: Red-crested pochard flank, dyed coronal mass ejection
Over-wing: Swinhoe's storm petrel, 4th secondary. (Note: if Swinhoe's storm petrel is unavailable, Wilson's storm petrel makes a suitable, if slightly inferior substitute)
Head hackle: Cabot's tragopan breast feather
Cheeks: jungle cock, mottled with a Pantone pen, shade 463-M

















I like it.
Col