July caption competition

[muddler9]

Meet our Instructor, he tortus all we know.

[allanw]

I think Abel have taken things a bit far with this new Super 4 tortoise reel

[coasty]

The latest Ari T Hart tortoiseshell special is not to everyones taste...


Or


Oliver Edwards latest creation takes realism to new limits.


Or


If you strike it firmly from behind The head will pop out...


Or


The new Wheatley Tortoishell fly box perfect for those slow sinking nymphs

[allanw]

No I said pass the centre pin not the terrapin

or

What do you think of my new retractable line snips?

[otter]

My friend recommended trying a Hares Ear but a Tortoise always wins the race against the hare, so I would like to introduce you to the latest innovation in Realistic Fly Tying - The Tortoise Emerger.

[andrew w]

Hardy's get more than they bargianed for when the new prototype for their 2011 range of reels arrive from their Chinese manufacturers. A confused company spokesman said: "I'm sure we specified centre pin not terrapin".

[Scratch]

Originally Posted by muddler9

Meet our Instructor, he tortus all we know.

Game over!

I'll have a bash though...

"A Sage spokesman today rebuffed cruelty claims over the 'snappy' finish to the real seats on the company's new top-end rods"

Jacket on, and oot the door.....

[rhodietiger]

"you're supposed to Tie the hook on with a Turtle knot not a Turtle's neck"




Or


"I never could get the hang of tying a fly on with a turtle knot"

[enigma309]

Steven regretted buying his fancy new mobile . . .

[it was how big]

"Your going to put the hook where???", "I am out of here"