June caption competition

[Editor]

Yes folks it's back!

The competition where your wit and a snappy one liner can win you fame, glory and perhaps even a prize.

This month we have dug deep into the Where to Fish archives and come up with the following photograph;-



What we want to know is what might the fine gentleman holding the net and smoking a pipe in the centre saying to the lady on the right?

We'll pick our 5 favourites at the end of June and the winners will receive a double-sided clear-view fly box courtesy of forum Trade Member - PLATINUM_TACKLE

[muddler9]

'Time tae wash yer knickers, hen. Ye reek worse than this auld net !!'

[Mrtrout]

If only you had brought the bigger net, we would have had a salmon in the photograph as well, you stupid woman.

[landrover64]

Mildrid is this one of your Fish Nets or mine!!!!!!!

[sunkistbob]

"Wait until Scratch sees that the famous Saville Row tailor, Aqua-Scrotum has fitted out MrTrout, Wee Jimmy, North Country Angler and the rest of us Wrinkled Wader Posse so that we can finally stand tall alongside him and his Cap of Destiny!!"




Ben

[rhodietiger]

I hear you had a Monster Cock last evening Miss Ballantine


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Miss Ballantine and the record River Tay Salmon

[REIDY10_0]

I think it is wishful thinking me lady that we will catch a bigger salmon than your sister Miss Georgina Ballantine today but we can try.
Is that why you have brought such a small net, to make the fish look bigger?

[the cat]

Victoria was overjoyed Arthur was puffing on his reeking pipe...... The smell of powerbait wafting from her knickers nearly gave the game away!!

[sunkistbob]

"I say, Mildred, the chaps are up for a spit roast later but I said you had a badly packed kebab for tea instead"





Ben

[REIDY10_0]

Please tell me that it is you that is touching my bottom and not the guy lurking at the back?