November Caption Competition sponsored by Hartley Fly

[black knight]

Someones knicked the filling out of this sandwich and left a dead mouse.

[wingman]

Simon fresh back from fishing for arctic char in.... well the arctic, his face still frozen in a terrible grimace and a crabs claw stuck frozen solid to his hand. He told us he wouldn't have gone if he'd known all he was going to catch was crabs but at least he had a few tugs at his peeping caddis.

[fitzy64]

How far are the toilets? I hope i can make it.

[colinmac]

Looks like Simon just remembered, where he left his coffee!

[black knight]

Simon had just realized that he'd eaten some dead bait left on the table.

[toxic evo]

Well now I now why they say wash your hands after going to the toilet

[JeffR]

Man in blue jacket to demonstrator next to him: "Hey Bob, you seen that Arctic Hare mask I put down somewhere?"

[sunkistbob]

Originally Posted by Sofi

Oi! Mr Greenberg suddenly realises the Rabbi has seen him with a bacon buttie..........



Benjamin

[WelshOsprey]

Thanks for agreeing to come today. I just wanted all my close friends with me, whilst I sprinkle my old dad's ashes in the water. I'm afraid the urn broke, so I've had to put him in an old pepper pot. Now just where did I put that down...?

[JeffR]

Oh sh*t. Er, Hi Robson....I thought you were away filming?