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Originally Posted by flyfisherlady
It reminded me of a joke. I'm going to be unladylike and tell it.
Try masturbating with you left hand. It's like having sex with an awkward stranger..
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Oh dear.... FFF, surely you would be better with this kind of joke...
"The assistant curator of the musuem came to the head curator with a couple of problems. "Sir, the mummy is damp and getting mouldy. And the white mouse in the maze exhibit has developed dry skin."
The head curator thought for a minute, then advised, "Put your mummy where your mouse is."
Hilarious.